$till Fer $ale

$till Fer $ale – Please Buy Our Beachpark Home!

Friday, May 4th, 2012
Fer $ale



Port Macquarie, NSW 
Pacific View 
 For $ale
BEACHPARK PenthouseTownhouse 55
58 Pacific Drive
Port Macquarie, New South Wales 2444
$299,000 AUS [very cheep]
~two full levels [AND a third level indoor ‘cubbyhouse’]~
-two bedrooms, dressing room/shower, WC, washer/dryer, refrigerator, stoves,
vaulted ceilings, ‘lock up garage’-
-fully complete with 2 electric fireplaces [upstairs & down stairs]-
~all livingroom, dining area, bedroom & den furniture~
-Pacific Ocean & sub tropical rainforest views from two balconies-
-liquor store next door, Flynn’s Beach directly across the street [‘Pacific Drive @ Tuppenny Road’!]-
-5 restaurants & 2 convienience stores within the block-
-public transportation (bus & taxi) within the block-

-2 satellite dishes, 3 TVs, 3 VCRs, 7 digital sets, computer, DVD player with music & video libraries.
-nice neighbors-
~near Koala Sancuary~
~free year round Whale Watching~
-all the lifestyle uniquely ‘Australian’-
Wanna kick out da dough?
contact us at:
mikeone496@msn.com or
hummm…yeah…K-den, M1
Beachpark 55 is gonna be sacraficed @$299k to some smart somebody soon!
Could it be YOU?
Only if yer savvy enuff!
                                                                ‘~Geniuz @ Woik ! ~ MikeWon Iz Kewl !~’

About mikeone496

yepper...Mookie Malato from Chicago. HS & Community Theater Stage Manager 65-70 US Army 67-79. Associate Liberal Arts, UofMaryland, EurDiv. 6 yrs Europe, 3 yrs Texas. Saw Lou Rawls, Sammy Davis Jr & Bachman Turner Overdrive in Germany. Signed Queen Elizabeth's Guest Register Buckingham Palace Met Dianna Rigg backstage London 75. Security Service 80-82. Saw Frank Sinatra in Aloha Stadium, Peter Paul & Mary & Harry Chapin at Honolulu Shell. Extra Jack Lord's Hawaii 5-0. Lunch w/Tom Selleck Magnim PI. Waikiki Taxi Owner/Op 82-97. Saw Dave Letterman at the Ed Sullivan Theater. Met Debbie Reynolds & saw Ann Margret in Las Vegas. Bicycle Messenger Courier 98-99. Met Tanya Roberts in Waikiki. Peter Frampton at Blaisdell. Drove 'Girls of Playboy' & NineInchNails. Enduring Australian Beach since 2000. Met Akmal Saleh in Sydney, Leo Sayer in Port Macquarie. YA! Level 6 with 15% Best. Celebrating 41st year with Mrs MikeWon. Still can't get no satisfaction. email: mikewonaus@yahoo.com &/or mikeone496@msn.com Hobbies: mikewondoctrine Blog: https://flynnsbeachpark.wordpress.com/ [dez puterz iz HARD!] Movies-Firefox, Blue Thunder, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Shoot 'Em Up, Blues Brothers... Music-AlohaJoe.com, Classical, Eagles, Pink Floyd, Nine Inch Nails, Stevie Nicks, Kylie Minogue, Taylor Swift Books- Mathew, Mark, Luke & John Questions-How long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick a hole through a dill pickle at the corner of State and Madison on a cold day? & who keeps phuquen diz up?
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4 Responses to $till Fer $ale

  1. markinirvine says:

    where in the world is flynnsbeachpark? can you show us a map, Obi Won?


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