Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven…

Good ole Skipper!

skipper12383

FORREST GUMP DIES AND GOES TO HEAVEN…

The day finally arrived.  Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven.
He is at  the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself.  However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.

St. Peter said, ‘Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you.  

We have heard a lot about you.   I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone.  The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven.’

Forrest responds, ‘It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam.  I sure hope that the test ain’t too hard.  Life was a big enough test as it was.’

St. Peter continued, ‘Yes, I know, Forrest,

but the test is only three questions.

First:
What two days…

View original post 379 more words

Advertisements

About mikeone496

yepper...Mookie Malato from Chicago. HS & Community Theater Stage Manager 65-70 US Army 67-79. Associate Liberal Arts, UofMaryland, EurDiv. 6 yrs Europe, 3 yrs Texas. Saw Lou Rawls, Sammy Davis Jr & Bachman Turner Overdrive in Germany. Signed Queen Elizabeth's Guest Register Buckingham Palace Met Dianna Rigg backstage London 75. Security Service 80-82. Saw Frank Sinatra in Aloha Stadium, Peter Paul & Mary & Harry Chapin at Honolulu Shell. Extra Jack Lord's Hawaii 5-0. Lunch w/Tom Selleck Magnim PI. Waikiki Taxi Owner/Op 82-97. Saw Dave Letterman at the Ed Sullivan Theater. Met Debbie Reynolds & saw Ann Margret in Las Vegas. Bicycle Messenger Courier 98-99. Met Tanya Roberts in Waikiki. Peter Frampton at Blaisdell. Drove 'Girls of Playboy' & NineInchNails. Enduring Australian Beach since 2000. Met Akmal Saleh in Sydney, Leo Sayer in Port Macquarie. YA! Level 6 with 15% Best. Celebrating 41st year with Mrs MikeWon. Still can't get no satisfaction. email: mikewonaus@yahoo.com &/or mikeone496@msn.com Hobbies: mikewondoctrine Blog: https://flynnsbeachpark.wordpress.com/ [dez puterz iz HARD!] Movies-Firefox, Blue Thunder, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Shoot 'Em Up, Blues Brothers... Music-AlohaJoe.com, Classical, Eagles, Pink Floyd, Nine Inch Nails, Stevie Nicks, Kylie Minogue, Taylor Swift Books- Mathew, Mark, Luke & John Questions-How long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick a hole through a dill pickle at the corner of State and Madison on a cold day? & who keeps phuquen diz up?
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s