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About mikeone496

yepper...Mookie Malato from Chicago. HS & Community Theater Stage Manager 65-70 US Army 67-79. Associate Liberal Arts, UofMaryland, EurDiv. 6 yrs Europe, 3 yrs Texas. Saw Lou Rawls, Sammy Davis Jr & Bachman Turner Overdrive in Germany. Signed Queen Elizabeth's Guest Register Buckingham Palace Met Dianna Rigg backstage London 75. Security Service 80-82. Saw Frank Sinatra in Aloha Stadium, Peter Paul & Mary & Harry Chapin at Honolulu Shell. Extra Jack Lord's Hawaii 5-0. Lunch w/Tom Selleck Magnim PI. Waikiki Taxi Owner/Op 82-97. Saw Dave Letterman at the Ed Sullivan Theater. Met Debbie Reynolds & saw Ann Margret in Las Vegas. Bicycle Messenger Courier 98-99. Met Tanya Roberts in Waikiki. Peter Frampton at Blaisdell. Drove 'Girls of Playboy' & NineInchNails. Enduring Australian Beach since 2000. Met Akmal Saleh in Sydney, Leo Sayer in Port Macquarie. YA! Level 6 with 15% Best. Celebrating 41st year with Mrs MikeWon. Still can't get no satisfaction. email: &/or Hobbies: mikewondoctrine Blog: [dez puterz iz HARD!] Movies-Firefox, Blue Thunder, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Shoot 'Em Up, Blues Brothers..., Classical, Eagles, Pink Floyd, Nine Inch Nails, Stevie Nicks, Kylie Minogue, Taylor Swift Books- Mathew, Mark, Luke & John Questions-How long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick a hole through a dill pickle at the corner of State and Madison on a cold day? & who keeps phuquen diz up?

Wot Da Phuque!

While switching computers in reaction to the failure of additional support from Microsoft XP Pro, the loss of patience seems inevitable. Options afforded through MS XP Pro are simply not available with a Chrome Book!  Word Press fails to respect … Continue reading

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Ass Clown Elected by Ass Clowns

Buck oFama!

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Balloon Fest LHC

As soon as we kin figger out how to transfer deez peekturez from our wristphone onto the computer, yer gonna see Ashley among da ‘Field of Fire’!

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Vet Day LHC Golden Corral

Vet Day LHC Golden Corral

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Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven…

Originally posted on skipper12383:
FORREST GUMP DIES AND GOES TO HEAVEN… The day finally arrived.  Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven. He is at  the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself.  However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches…

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9 Weird Food Cures: Organic Gardening

9 Weird Food Cures: Organic Gardening.

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